I was reading 'So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish' last night, and I read about the Know-Nothing-Bozo, the Non-Wonder Dog (which is his full name and will be reffered to as such.). So this character is made possible by the awesome Douglas Adams. I sometimes wonder what other stories the Know-Nothing-Bozo, the Non-Wonder Dog would face. Anyways, aside from the awexome name, there is a story about the Know-Nothing-Bozo, the Non-Wonder Dog, which I will post on here. This story is also credited to Douglas Adams. It is not word for word plagiarism, but the story is the same. So if anyone deserves credit, its him.
Know-Nothing-Bozo, the Non-Wonder Dog was pretty stupid. He was so stupid that he was kicked off a commercial, by his owner. He was fired because he could not figure out which brand of dog food dogs preferred, even when the others were covered in engine oil.
I love Douglas Adams. This is on the same level of awesomeness as the planet inhabited by 'Super-Intelligent shades of the color blue'.
If you excuse me, I need to go breathe.