Allen (allengator86) wrote,

The Saga of Petey the Monkey - LJ5

The Saga of Petey the Monkey - By The Allengator

Petey the Monkey was sad. He went out in the middle of the night in the middle of the street and started to scream to the heavens. "What is my purpose in life?" He screeched. "Why am I to suffer the lonnliness of being sad. No one else gets to be sad except for me! Why does this always happen to me?" "Fear not, my monkey." A voice called out from above. "It is I, the Great Banana, here to give you a message." "What is it The Great Banana?" Petey questioned. "I am here to give you some advice. What I am about to tell you is important, so listenup!" "Ok, lay it on me The Great Banana." "Are you paying attention?" "Yes." "Are you sure?" "Yes The Great Banana! You have my full attention." "You better be, because what I am about to tell you is very important. Oh Petey the Monkey, messenger of the people, the secret I am about to tell you will affect your life. What you need to do is-" Suddenly, a semi-truck struck Petey from behind, as he was standing in the middle of the road, and made him pass out. "-move" finished The Great Banana.

Moral: Always pay attention

The Allengator
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  • Allen's Twetter

    One last Twet for the day. I took off the last layer of pants and underwear and put my jogging shorts on for sleepy time. Night everyone!

  • Allen's Twetter

    I love monkeys!

  • Allen's Twetter

    @BobMarley Your songs sound like a wailing hippie that is being killed by a grumbling acid tripper.

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