I was getting worried that "Danny Donkey" was the new Angry Bob. Don't get me wrong, Danny's great, but Bob is better! Now for the transcript:
The Adventures of Angry Bob
Angry Bob was angry. Angry Bob looked out his window and saw two little girls in green dresses going door-to-door with boxes of cookies. "I can only assume those little girls are raising money for their scouting organization," said Bob. "I will assist them by buying a box of cookies. Helping others will bring me happiness." Eager to preform his act of kindness, Bob threw open his front door and skipped merrily toward the little girls. "Oh,girls! Girls!" he shouted as he approached them from behind. Getting no response, he tapped on of them on the shoulder.
And heard a man scream.
And heard two loud pops.
Falling, Bob saw the sign: "HELP AN ARMED, DEAF, EASILY-STARTLED, CROSS-DRESSING MIDGET GO TO SUMMER CAMP"
Ignominiously, Bob expired.
Moral: Never assume.
Heh, never assume, because you will make an "#$@" out of "u" and "me".
I love it.