Isn't life grand? This made me come up with my own creation.
Meet biff, the self loathing monk-dog. His monk side wants to live a holy life while his dog half wants to hump everything in sight, thus causing the monk side to continually punish himself, thus making him perpetually punish himself, making himself sad.
Why do I tell you this?
Because I publish this on the internet. The same internet that is home of the "Numa Numa" kid.
I love the internet!