Truth: MY blog is awexome!
Truth: Electronic Items break the day after warranty!
Truth: Two jobs in life are certain, mortician and tax collectors.
Truth: There is ALWAYS enough toothpaste in a tube for one more brushing.
Truth: I love Erin.
Truth: You all said aww after the last truth.
Truth: One day we will be able to live in space and give new meaning to the term "space junk".
Truth: Howard Stern should be on a sattelite....notice no radio on the end of that.
Truth: Nascar is fun to watch on TV when the electricity is off.
Truth: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Truth: Everytime someone says the word "ain't", God kills a country singer.
Truth: Country singers give birth like bunnies, so we'll ALWAYS be outnumbered, no matter how many times we say, "ain't".
I hope you enjoyed these, some.....
CONFORM! SAY AIN'T!!!!!!!!!!