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The Saga of Petey the Monkey - LJ4
Ice King, Adventure Time
The Saga of Petey the Monkey
by The Allengator

Petey the Monkey was sad. "I do not want to be sad" he said. "I want to be happy!" With this new philosophy in mind, he decided to go camping. As he was hiking, he ran across a group of monkey girl scouts in his age range. They were looking at leaves and small insects. "Hi" Petey said. "What are you doing out here?" "We are looking at leaf and insect specimens" One of the scout leaders said. "What we could really use is a man around to protect all of us." "I'm your monkey!" Said an excited Petey the Monkey. They hiked. They saw leaves. They hiked more. The say some ants. They hiked some more. They saw an extremely rare "claw ant". They hiked some more. Petey walked right into a giant spider web. The web was super strong. "I think I could use some help" Petey stated. "But first we need to see what spider this is, based on the web." The leader said. "It's okay. I'm patient." "Is this the African spider?" A girl asked. "No, I don't think so." The leader answered. As they were discussing it the big spider was crawling on Petey's head. "Um, I think I need some help. The spider is here." Petey said. "We need our Spider ID badge." One of the girls answered. "The spider is right on my shoulder. It should make it easy to identify." Petey said. As the girls continued to discuss what spider it was, the spider bit Petey on the neck and injected a deadly poison into his veins. Petey suffocated and passed out. "Oh, its the deadly American Spider! Kill it!" After they did, they embalmed Petey to earn their embalming badge.

Moral: Well, not really a moral, but I bet they didn't get their "Spider ID badge"...


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