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Rules For Band Ensembles
Motivation
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1. A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an interpretation.
2. When everyone else has finished playing, you should not play any notes you have left. If you have notes left over, please play them on the way home.
3. Carefully tune your instrument before playing. That way you can play out of tune all night with a clear conscience.
4. If you play a wrong note, give a nasty look to one of your partners.
5. If you are completely lost, stop everyone and say, "I think we should tune."
6. Markings for slurs, dynamics and ornaments should not be observed. They are only there to embellish the score.
7. Take your time turning pages.
8. Stop at every repeat sign, and discuss in detail whether to take the repeat. The audience will love this a lot!
9. If everyone gets lost except you, follow those who get lost.
10. Happy are those who have not perfect pitch, for the kingdom of music is theirs.
11. Everyone should play the same piece.
12. The right note at the wrong time is a wrong note (and vice versa).
13. A true interpretation is realized when there remains not one note of the original.
14. If a passage is difficult, slow down. If it's easy, speed it up. Everything will work itself out in the end.
15. Strive to get the maximum NPS (notes per second). That way you gain the admiration of the incompetent.
16. If the ensemble has to stop because of you, explain in detail why you got lost. Everyone will be very interested.
17. Keep your fingering chart handy. You can always catch up with the others.

The Allengator

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YES!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Hey, you should read the paper that I have about what every band member needs to do to keep their band directors inplace.

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