September 6th, 2008

Ice King, Adventure Time

Open Letters to People 1

I am just writing some letters to people that I do not have the backbone to confront or talk to. Now, I will ramble on.

Dear Sir,

I regret to inform you that the 70's want their hair style back. Seriously. do us all a favor and join the 80's, at least the 80's.

Thank you


Dear Hannah Montana,

Why are you everywhere? I see you on shirts, notebooks, coffee mugs, alarm clocks that have Ipod hookups. Could you market yourself any more? I was seriously hoping there would be a Hannah Montana BB Gun, or a Hannah Montana Scald You Frying Pan. Seriously. you are overlooking the demographic that just want to be psychotic. You are missing out....

Best Wishes


Dear Cut Me Off Guy

Why did you-

Dear Person Who Bought the Storage Bed Right Before I Clocked Off

Why did you wait until 9:55 to pick up a bed. Did you think "Hmm...the store probably doesn't have that many employees at night, so I will go then!". Is your logic THAT impaired? Did you decide then and there to pick up a new bed at night? Why couldn't it wait until the next day, WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP YOU! Words fail.


Dear Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay

Please go away.



That's enough letters fro one day.

The Allengator