November 9th, 2007

Ice King, Adventure Time

One-Liner's for a Multi-Lined Friday Entry

Just because I am in a rambunctious mood, I just feel like plugging you with some one-liners.

Guy: What the heck is a palindrome?
Me: No its not.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient has no past history of suicides.

I became embarrassed when I found out you get papers of the computer using a printer, not a knife.

Teamwork is sharing in victory, and passing the blame in defeat.

I told my friend the joke about Cheerios being donut seeds, he asked me "What the heck is a donut seed?".

I was using Vista voice recognition one time and blew a raspberry. It printed out "France".

I am using visa poise definition four his line.

I hate people who lie about their IQs. Most say they get over 100%, but I am happy with my score of 87.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

The computer asked me to press any key. So now my computer still has that stupid message and now I am without a car.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

To err is human, to blame someone else shows real management potential.

That is all for now. Have a good weekend!

The Allengator