October 9th, 2007

Ice King, Adventure Time

The Lost and Found: The Saga of Petey the Monkey - LJ 16

The Saga of Petey the Monkey

By The Allengator

Petey was mad. He decided to buy an axe and go to the forest to chop out some anger.

And so he did.

He found a big tree, so he chopped. Petey saw the tree as his mortal enemy. Petey chopped. He saw it as the bully who picked on him in seventh grade. Petey chopped. He saw the tree as the guy who ran his car into a giant boulder. Petey chopped.

And he chopped.

And he chopped.

With his final blow, the tree came down.......upon Petey's head.....Petey passed out.

Moral: Agressiveness always leads to headaches.

The Allengator