February 19th, 2007

Ice King, Adventure Time

Yet, Another Letter to Society

For the meantime, could I please vent?

Thank you.

Now, I am a total non-loyal Wall*Mart employee, but please, I just need to get something out.

Dear You Wall*Mart Shoppers,

I've noticed some problems with you guys. What I mean by guys is 65% Women and 35% men that I have seen. I am a humble management pawn. I am as patient as the next guy, but please be smart. If you take up the whole aisle by horizontaly placing your cart in a vertical aisle, you have no one but yourself to blame. By that I mean me either moving your cart, or trying to keep irate customers from punching you downside the noggin. This happens WAY too much.

Secondly, have more patience. I timed myself when looking for help. 30 seconds. 30 freakin' seconds. You could sing the national anthem longer then that. Where do you go? You wonder off to who knows whereville, and I am looking like a moron going up and down the aisles looking for you. Please. Allow for 3 minutes, and STAY PUT. Again, you have no one but yourself to blame.

Last, but not least, is this. I have overheard really bad conversations, that almost equal to the last letter I sent you. You stand with your cellys, yammering about legal issues, while asking for my help......its notonly stupid, but its rude. Please, anything above a NORMAL conversation, just take it outside. I know thats a lot to ask for, but please. I don't want to know about the lying son you have and his biological daughter that you didn't know until now, yelling at him, and totally causing a situation specified in the first paragraph.

I know most of you people have not so good social IQs, but please, respect my blood pressure.


The Allengator