October 18th, 2006

Ice King, Adventure Time

Dear You Crazy Drivers,

am sick of the way you think you run the road. No, it's not cool. No, it won't get you from point A to point B faster. No, it is not a game. Driving is serious. I am getting tired of people obviously breaking traffic laws, especially with road crews working all over creation right now. If the sign says "Right lane closed" guess what? THE STUPID RIGHT LANE IS CLOSED!!!!! That means you have to drive behind a semi-truck, someone who is going 1 mph slower than you, or, heaven forbid, a roadworker's vehicle. If you are in such a hurry, why did you not leave earlier, and if it was out of your control, why not use the excuse that "hey, theres road work out there, so that's why I'm a little late". C'mon people! You can not, I repeat, CAN NOT drive in the left lane when it is, I again repeat, IS blocked off through cones. If you seriously can't read the signs or are too drunk to realize what you're doing, then take your stupid little hind end to the police office and turn in your licence, because face it, you don't deserve it anyhow.

The new TEMPORARY speed limits are to be followed. Every day we see new reports of another road worker being killed. KILLED. That's one less person in this world gone due to someone "possibly being late to work" or whatever reason. Why? Because you will not follow a few simple road laws. That man could have been someone who was the provider of a family, the only source of income, and now they are gone, so what about their families, huh? Please, stop worring about your lives, its just selfish. The news is becoming filled with reports like this everyday, just like they are with "some people were killed in Iraq today." It makes me want to cry, and believe me, you don't want to see me cry.

Tailgating will get you nowhere too, and one of you nearly sent me to the hospital last night because I WAS FOLLOWING THE FREAKING LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yes, take this to heart, and please, be considerate of others.

Digitally Signed,

The Allengator

(Author's note: I really am in a pretty good mood, just felt like ranting, and my life is a boring cast wasteland anyhow :()

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The Allengator