by The Allengator
Petey was sad. To cheer himself up, he decided to to travel to the circus. At the circus, he went into the big tent with red and yellow stripes. Inside, there were some acrobats flying around in the air. Petey was in awe of their abilities, and wondered if he would ever be that acrobatic.
After the show was over, he tried out some sommersaults, and sommersaulted into a booth that was selling orange soda. The owner, enraged, chased Petey all over the place. Petey found a stray car that happened to be unlocked and hid inside. The man did not find him, but Petey heard some guys coming, so he remain hid, as to not cause any trouble. Instead, these guys were clowns that were going to travel in the car, so Petey was scared.
They piled into the car. One by one, never noticing Petey. They continued to pile into the car, one after another, until there were 20 clowns in the car, and as the final clown was boarding, Petey felt a shortage of oxygen and passed out.
Moral: Fear the clowns!