by The Allengator
Petey was walking down the street one day, and saw a beautiful gemstone laying on the ground. He walked over, and picked it up. It was very sparkly.
After the fact, a girl monkey walked up and said, "That is a VERY pretty stone. Is it yours?" "Yes it is!" said Petey. "I love a man with good taste in gemstones, so meet me up for a date at the pier around 7, ok?" "I wouldn't miss it for the world.", said a happy Petey.
As the girl monkey walked away, Petey started to dance among the flowers in the flower garden. An old lady walked up and said, "Those were my prized petunias you are dancing on." and she threw a rock at him. He was knocked unconscious until 6:53.
When Petey woke up, he saw it was too close to his date time, so he ran towards the pier, and got ran over by a bus. Petey passed out.
Moral: Always look both directions before crossing the street.