As an incentive to make me stop doing that, I have agreed to punch myself in the left arm whenever I misuse the word, "like", in also in addition to that, "goes" and "went". Let me give you some examples:
"Like, I think the people in countries, like, Saudi Arabia, and South Africa, everywhere, like, such as..."
"And he goes "Oh no you didn't", and I go "don't go there"."
And he went, like, crazy, then he, like, goes, all ape(censored) on me.
It gets annoying hearing almost every girl under the age of 30 do this to EVERY sentence they say, so I am trying to help me, help myself.
In totally unrelated news, I need to make sure I get a few bruises hidden, so people don't think I get into fights.
I am just telling you guys this, so if you ever see me punch myself in the arm, you know why. I am not completely nuts, but only slightly.
Oh, and I am considering this a Sunday blog. I am hoping to start a new weekly, bi-weekly feature on here on Mondays, since I usually have the most time then. Have fun!
The (sore) Allengator