By The Allengator
Petey was sad. He decided to go to the local activity center to see what fun activities they had planned for the night. He entered the building and saw the list of activities. There was scrapbooking, "too girly", said Petey. There was "Duck duck goose", "Too childish", said Petey. There was water balloon tossing. "I smell when my fur gets wet, and I want to attract women." The last one said "To be announced", so Petey went there.
He saw a bunch of burly guy monkeys and pretty girl monkeys in there. "Does anyonehave an idea on what today's activity is going to be?" asked Petey. "We are not sure," said one guy, "but rumor is that it will be "Punch on anyone named Petey" tonight, but no one of that name has ever showed up. What is your name?" "Er....Bob....Mad Bob.", lied Petey.
The head instructor monkey came in. "Ok, tonight is "punch on anyone named Bob. I decided no Peteys exist."
Petey started to regret what he said. As he regretted, he got punched.
And punched. And punched until he passed out.
"That was fun", said a girl monkey.
Moral: Always tell the truth, less ye be smitten.