By The Allengreater (seriously, guys? - The REAL Allengator)
Petey was sad. He was so sad, that he decided to call up his old friend, The Great Great. The Great Great was so great that his greatness to the greatness power wished that it was as a hundreth as great as he really was. "Why the long face, Petey?" "No reason, I will disappear into oblivion while you, the fan's creation, take over my universe" "Ok".
The Great Great became king of Peteyland. Everyone came and paid homage to the Great Great Great, as his new title was. Petey came in and passed out.
The Great Great Great had some really hot girls come into his throne room, wanting him to conquer the universe and have his way with them. He agreed to this because of his great masculinity. The women begged him to take off his shoes ans socks, so they could fondle his feet. He allowed them to do so.
Suddenly, a dark cloud entered into the land, and.....
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!
PLZ READ AND REVIEW. THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC AND I WANT UR OPINIONS. I TRIED TO NOT MAKE THE PLOT TOO FAST. PLZ RNR. TEH AUTHOR SAID I COULD DO THIS AGAIN NEXT TIME!!!!
True author's aside: I'm never having him do this again......