Guy: What the heck is a palindrome?
Me: No its not.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
I became embarrassed when I found out you get papers of the computer using a printer, not a knife.
Teamwork is sharing in victory, and passing the blame in defeat.
I told my friend the joke about Cheerios being donut seeds, he asked me "What the heck is a donut seed?".
I was using Vista voice recognition one time and blew a raspberry. It printed out "France".
I am using visa poise definition four his line.
I hate people who lie about their IQs. Most say they get over 100%, but I am happy with my score of 87.
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
The computer asked me to press any key. So now my computer still has that stupid message and now I am without a car.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
To err is human, to blame someone else shows real management potential.
That is all for now. Have a good weekend!