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The Saga of Petey the Monkey - LJ 15

The Saga of Petey the Monkey

By The Allengator

Petey was sad because he was lonely. He decided that the best thing to do was to go on a speed date. He signed up for the local one at a nearby pub. A bunch of guys were standing in a group as were the girls. Petey saw Shawn, the hunky, popular guy who all the girls swoon over. He knew he was outgunned, but he said, "Miracles happen. I wish I will get hit on tonight." There were 50 tables, with dates lasting up to 5 minutes each. Petey was really terrible at talking with pretty girls so he waited for the girls to speak, but they never did, because they focused on Sahwn at the next table. "Hi-" Petey started, but he got slapped, because he tried to break the concentration of the girl. It happened with every girl, everytime he tried to talk, partly because he was a complete loser destined for nothing but a lifetime of lonliness, but mostly because of Shawn. Many attempts to make conversation later, Petey passed out on the table.

Moral: Be careful what you wish for.....

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