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Pinky, the Non-Sequitur Champion!
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As a kid, I loved the adventures of Pinky and the Brain. I picked up the first three volumes of Animaniacs last week, and one of the BEST non-sequitur lines ever came from their shorts. Now, I know "NARF!" is in everyone's dictionary, but the most overlooked lines were Brain saying, "Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?" and Pinky making some non-sensical remark. I will now post the ones from the show, and just enjoy the randomness.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ...oooh, it's all too much for me.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

And, as a bonus, here is another hilarious quote.

Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?
Pinky: Ummm... the rubber band?

Well, that is it for today. I hope you enjoyed these quotes. If you'll excuse me, I have some milk to dislocate from my nose.

The Allengator

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